you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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