I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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