My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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