Nicole vs. Life
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
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