just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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