i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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