I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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