I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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