But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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