we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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