I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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