when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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