I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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