u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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