it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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