Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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