There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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