Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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