Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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