i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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