How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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