thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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