out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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