normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
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