dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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