Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Randomize
