Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
