Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Randomize
