btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I look better un-naked...
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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