belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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