No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
my shit smells like andre
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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