just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
i think im in europe. pls send help
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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