then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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