I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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