after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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