two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
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