is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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