She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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