It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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