What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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