My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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