On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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