He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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