We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
This is my life. Enjoy the view
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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