u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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