We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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