Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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