Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
only you would photoshop your dick
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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