Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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