Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
We had sex on a dog bed..
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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