I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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