I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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