Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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